Week 10: EOC- Lawyer Jokes

 http://www.onlygoodjokes.com/lawyerjokes.html

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/lawyer_jokes_2.asp 

Q. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy.

http://www.the-jokes.com/short-jokes/lawyer-jokes.html

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night. 

http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/jklaw.html

Q.How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A. His lips are moving.

 http://www.ahajokes.com/law054.html

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz full of lawyers?
A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.